Summary: "About three things she was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and she didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for her blood. And third, he was a fucking weirdo.“ The much-anticipated Edwin Twilight AU fic for @edweenweek 2017. T for language.
Author Note:
Disclaimer: I read the first Twilight book way back in 7th grade and haven’t made any extra effort to read back through it so there might be some details that don’t exactly match up. Also no, this is not a serious fic; it’s crack. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this cursed AU, please review!
“Okay, so right now I need you to get the microscope so we can do this lab. Edward, can you do that while I grab everything else?” Winry asked her lab partner, skimming the instructions on how they were going to conduct their biology experiment. She was determined to get a good grade on it, even if her partner was a complete weirdo.
Edward, the strange boy assigned to doing labs with her, got up and walked over to the microscopes, going in his typical, broody manner. What was with that kid? All he did was stare weirdly at Winry during class and during lunch, and it creeped her out. All he liked to do was stare, but he never actually talked to her, opening his strangely colored eyes instead of his mouth.
Nonetheless, even if she was stuck with the weirdo, Winry was not about to fail biology, so she ignored Edward’s burning stare as she got the rest of their supplies, thinking about her grade. Yeah, Edward was creeping her out, but Winry wouldn’t get so psyched out over him. If he wanted to continue with all this bullshit, he could, just so long as Winry maintained her A.
When Edward finally sat back down with the microscope, Winry shoved his lab paper under his nose, “Prepare the first half of the slides while I get the second half,” She ordered him, “And do it well. I’m not taking a lower grade just because my partner is a slacker.”