nightfuryqueen:

Winry: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

Edward: I’ll give half of my life to you if you give half of yours to me!

Winry, giving her whole life: Ed you’re so fucking stupid

Edward: Hey… You know who’s a great lady? Your mother!
Ed’s son: Yeah, we’re all on board. We all love Mom. You don’t have to advertise for her.
Ed’s daughter: Though it’d be weirder I guess if you named someone else…