Ed: Hey, just checking if you still love me or not.
Winry: It’s our honeymoon.
Ed: So is that a yes?
Winry: Unbelievable, yes, it’s a yes.
Avainsana: ahaha
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You know how in Harry Potter if one wizard loves the other enough their patronus’ will be the same? Well let’s just pretend Roy and Riza go to Hogwarts and they’re getting their patronus shit on lockdown and the professor’s all, “Okay Riza you go first,” and she does and it’s – shocker – a hawk and everyone’s like, “Oh well duh,” and then Roy goes a few turns after her and he’s like, “I hope I get a snake or a dragon and not a horse,” but he shoots off his patronus and it’s. a fuggin. hawk. He’s immediately like, “Wow what’re the odds *nervous laughter*,” and the professor’s like, “The odds are zero,” and Ed’s a toddler but he’s somewhere off in the countryside laughing his ass off.
Winry’s patronus would be a pupper and Al’s would be a kitty but Ed’s would be a lion and he’d be so fracking proud of that that one day when he’s a senior he’d be trying to show off to some first years and he’d be all, “Yo look at how fucking rad I am,” but he’s been dating Winry at this point for like a year and his patronus comes out all blue and sparkly and he just kinda stares at it for a minute bc it’s. a dog. “Hey isn’t that your girlfriend’s patronus?” one of the kiddos would say and Ed would stupify them all and run away.
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