Everyone ragging on Ed about his sense of style and trying to get Winry in on it as if she doesnt absolutely love his look and is at the stage that even a bad haircut makes him look like a God. On the flip side Ed would fight anyone without alchemy if they ever dared to disrespect Winry in any way

Yes and yes.

Ed is such a little shit lmao I love when he tells Roy he’ll just keep borrowing money from him until the country is better and then he’ll just keep borrowing and Roy will never get rid of him it’s like just admit you see him as an older brother/father figure and Roy stop pretending that you aren’t touched that Ed is never gonna leave your life

Agreed! 😀 They are both such idiots tbh (in an awesome way).

Ok but Ed calls Riza mom exactly one time by accident and he tries so hard not to cry and she just smiles softly and puts a gentle hand on his shoulder

Aww. Gotta love mama!Riza!

Now I want a fic or comic or idk where ed, knowing about winry’s secret attraction to his emo look, dresses like that to seduce her or something.

Oh my god. That sounds like something that I would definitely read too (but probably not write bc I like keeping my fics PG most of the time… Who knows tho. If any of my fic writer friends here on tumblr gets inspired, feel free to write a little drabble about this!). That sounds so funny x)

Ed is a little shit but Winry makes him soft and he will never stop blushing around her. They’d probably accidentally brush hands and Ed would be blushing into his pillow for hours while Al laughs and plans the wedding and ask Ed if he thinks purple would be a good color and Ed would be like ”no blue because it’ll bring out the sparkle in Winry’s eyes” and then he’ll blush for another century while Al just gives him that grin

I’m probably ruining the fun now but man I want to know who’s behind these cute asks! I want to hug you.(Don’t feel pressured to reveal it tho)

honestly this ask is so adorable tho, I can’t deal. Now I really want to write a fic with all this teasing and awkwardness and cuteness. (You just wait)

If Ed ever finds out that Winry used to love his old look he’d have that smug ”you like crabby patties dont you squidward” face and would mix in some of his old style with his new style and flaunt it in front of her just cause he loves to see her blush. But Winry would try to get even and call him sexy or something (admitting it since he knows) and little shit Ed would stop functioning and just get all shy and blush

I have nothing to add here. Good addition anon, good addition. (She so would do that and he so would get flustered :D)

Winry will never admit that she actually thought Ed’s emo phase was cute af

But what if it accidentally comes up when someone is commenting how tacky he used to look and how nice he looks now (as an adult, with more normal clothes) and the jealous Winry raises her head and starts defending him. Ed hears it and what happens after that, I’ll leave for your imagination 😛

Do you think that envy personally cooks for Dr. Marcoh when he’s captive? Who cooks for him? Is one of the homunculi secretly a former chef?

Omg. Maybe cooking is Father’s secret hobby x) (honestly tho idk, maybe they have some chimeras cooking for them. That would make sense I guess)

Always makes me laugh when people act like Ed is tough guy with no feelings because he’s told Winry that he would make her cry tears of joy, thought babies were awesome, repeatedly takes care of Al, he broke down when he found out about Nina

I know right. He’s actually a softie under that edgy cover. Those examples you just brought up prove that. Honestly that’s one of the reasons why I love his character, because he has so many different sides to him.

Ps. I still have a couple of headcanon asks (both related to Al’s reactions to Ed and Winry as a couple) but I’ll keep them in my askbox for a little bit longer bc who knows, I might get inspired to write a fic 😀 But thanks to everyone who sent these, my askbox is /always/ open for fun messages like these 🙂