OK look i’m not saying imagine Ed going to Al with his son in his arms and shouting “I mastered the human transmutation!!” but I TOTALLY AM

teamalphonse:

Honestly, I can’t get the headcanon out of my head that Edward would just be really cheesy and gushy and lame be like, “I’ve managed to do transmute something again!” And Al’s like, “What? Brother, that’s amazing! How’d you do it?” “I gave half of my genes to Winry and she gave half of her’s and we made a BABY!” “You….oh. Oh, ok. You got Winry pregnant. That’s not….alright.”

Or something equally lame. Or he’d just cry about how amazing human beings are, Al, isn’t it incredible? Winry was able to do something no alchemist has ever managed, isn’t it a miracle? But it’s okay. Al won’t make fun of him because he’s crying just as hard. They’re both crying. Winry’s rolling her eyes at both of them.