i don’t really do crossover stuff because it’s a lil cringey but if you alter Molly weasley’s dialogue and make it about alchemy, it could bascially come out of Izumi Curtis’ mouth:
“Just because you’re better at alchemy doesn’t mean you have to whip transmutation circles out for everything!”
Or maybe something like
“NOT MY STUDENTS YOU BITCH!”
Or how about:
“EDWARD ELRIC! HOW DARE YOU COMMIT ALCHEMY’S ULTIMATE TABOO! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! I’M FACING AN INQUIRY FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PLACE ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, I’M EXPELLING YOU! Oh and Alphonse, dear, condolences on the loss of your body. Sig and I are so upset…”
I mean Diesel jeans? a solid River Island black tshirt? a cute cream Gucci hoodie? It’s nice????
where did ed get this?? It’s nicer than anything he wears at any point in the show
is this his backup outfit? he dresses like a blind goth for years and suddenly busts out this look?
What I take from this is that the only way to get Ed to wear cute clothes is to physically destroy all clothes he owns in battle and then have him give up his science magic door so he can’t make more
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood is a sixty four episode series about finding a way to take away Edward Elric’s ability to make his own awful clothes