Winry: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Ed: …This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Can we get more country boy headcannons? I LIVE for country bumpkin Ed. Just think about how pissy all the city boys are. Also Al managing to charm city girls with it but Ed just failing.

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YeEeEeEEeSSSS

  • al is great with the southern charm, he’s so polite and knows how to talk to a lady (or a guy) and is pretty good at getting people to do things for him ‘cause he’s just ~sooo charming~ don’t worry he uses these powers only for good (mostly)
  • ed however……….doesn’t know how to be charming. he’ll see al do it and try to charm some lady idk into some free food or something and he’ll be like “uh….your hair is pretty………it looks like the sheep back home?”
  • they know an unusual amount about farming and and livestock and just general things you pick up living in the country and everyone is like why do you know this
  • when they move to the city ed silently mourns all the hearty homecooked country dishes and the country air and the fresh produce but he won’t admit it
  • wHAT DO THE PEOPLE OF RESEMBOOL THINK OF THE ELRIC BROS. it’s a small town and pEOPLE TALK. WHAT DO THEY THINK IS GOING ON. ED HAS A MILITARY JOB……AL GREW REALLY TALL AND ONLY WEARS ARMOR NOW??? DOES ED HAVE AUTOMAIL???? WHAT’S GOING ON??? everyone asks pinako and winry because theyre basically their surrogate family and they always brush it off or tell them to mind their own business when they start assuming things hskaldjasldjas
  • ed trying to hide his country accent, especially when he first started as a state alchemist, because he wanted to be taken seriously. after some time it does begin to fade naturally, but when he gets going on a rant, hoooo boooooyyy. Or sometimes when they go back to resembool for a while it’ll come back and the team will be like “oh how was resembool?” and ed’ll be like “how did you know that’s where i was”
  • ed and al talking with riza about country living because it seems like that’s where she grew up too, maybe havoc too from looking at his family’s general store?