gulsura:

edward: i’m here to apply for the alchemy exam

roy: what’s your name

edward: ed

roy: ed?

edward: ed

roy: short for what?

edward rolling up his sleeves: i’m short for what?

roy: what’s ed short for?

edward crying: listen shit boy. cabbage man. i may be vertically challenged but it’s what’s in my heart that counts!

alphonse, eating an avocado like an apple, mumbling: in his heart that counts