One of Ed’s favorite pastimes is baiting conspiracy theorists. Like somebody will be saying that the banks are secretly run by the Drachman mafia and Ed will be like “and do you know who secretly controls the Drachman mafia??” He keeps escalating it until the conspiracy theorist says “well I don’t know about that” and it’s all Ed can do to keep from laughing because even that wack job conspiracy is still not as ridiculous as the conspiracy that actually happened
Bonus points if he’s working with a bunch of people who don’t know him all that well and when questions arise as for “who knew he had a soft spot for kids?” Al is just there looking at the camera as if he were in The Office like “This people clearly don’t know my brother. at. all.” (2/2)
Ooh I really like this!! Honestly yes I’d read the sh*t out of fics like that as well. If anyone knows any fics like this, please send us links! (Who knows, maybe I’ll get inspired to write one myself one day)