im still waitin for the day where, for whatever convoluted and/or convenient reason, mustang Has to put ed in charge of the office for the day because ed is the highest ranked officer there

teamalphonse:

oh man can you imagine?

honestly the fact that Ed is officially ranked as a major never reached its full potential for humor (or angst, honestly, depending on how you use it)

Mustang HAS to put Ed in charge and Team Mustang just kind of….goes with it. They all KNOW they’re mostly just humoring the kid, but ED doesn’t know that, and he is so damn smug about it the whole time. He sits in Roy’s chair and does about 10 different impressions of him until he gets bored. He tries to prop his feet up on the desk but the chair isn’t quite tall enough for him to do it comfortably, so he ends up sitting in a ridiculously uncomfortable position just for spite.

Of course he doesn’t REALLY have full jurisdiction over Mustang’s office, but no one really told ED that, and for the most part Team Mustang just carries all his orders out while trying not to laugh. 

Alphonse is so appalled the whole time, though. “Brother, I don’t think you should tell them to do that! Brother, that’s rude. Brother, please transmute the colonel’s desk back to normal, the gargoyles and spikes are kind of tacky.”

Al: Wait, are you saying that you finally realized that you like Winry?
Ed: Yes.
Al: Well, congratulations!
Al: You’re officially the last to know.

cynicalkittycat:

roxys:

roxys:

roxys:

a modern fma au where the kids are always quoting stupid vines and mustang is in a perpetual state of confusion 

edward, about alphonse: this bitch is empty. YEET

roy, crying: what is “yeet”

edward: you can’t sit with us

ling: actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids

roy: whos megan??? let him sit

i made this a week ago and immediatly forgot about it cause i started watching another vine comp