Ed: I hate people. Life sucks, nothing good ever happens-
Winry: [walks in]
Ed: A miracle has just occurred, my skin is clear, my crops are watered, I feel whole again.

EdWin one-shot: Laundry day

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Summary: Doing your laundry can lead to unexpected confessions.

A/N: my part of the fic trade with @edxwin-elric! I used the fluff prompt “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t
believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
for this fic. (I guess I could have taken this to an entirely different direction but didn’t :-D). And, since this is (another) confession fic, I also used @kittykatz009‘s prompt 

“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first
time without stuttering, but that failed.” because I really don’t think you’d want to read 23526436 confession fics from me. I hope you don’t mind me combining them, since this is kinda long-ish (for a one-shot). Please enjoy and review!!

Words: 2340+

Genre: ultra fluff (aka cotton candy, named by @kilmartin85). 

Warnings: swearing (Pinako ♥)


“Edward Elric!
Where the hell are you? We are supposed to do laundry today!”

Up in his
room, Ed closed the book he was reading dramatically and let out a deep sigh. He
had beaten the god himself and saved the entire country, yet that didn’t give
him free pass on boring things like household chores. To be fair, though, Ed
hated being useless, so he didn’t actually mind helping around. He just found
bickering with Winry too enjoyable.

“Didn’t we
just do the laundry last week? Why do we have to do it again?” he yelled back,
preparing for an explosion.

“DO YOU
ENJOY USING DIRTY CLOTHES? I am NOT touching your underwear, you jerk!”

“Alright,
alright! No need to yell. Just give me a second!” He started piling all the
clothes he had thrown around the room onto his bed hastily, not wanting to make
Winry any angrier. For some reason, he had become a bit more careful about that
lately.

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