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FMA Back to School Headcanons – Routines

(Assuming they’re all in dorms)

Edward

Morning

• Wakes up one hour before class, but is a NIGHTMARE to be around
• Brushes teeth in the shower
• Only braids his hair to hide the morning frizz and knots
• Literally just pulls on the same hoodie and jeans/sweatpants from the day before
• Carries cold leftovers with him and eats on his way to class
• Mutters ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’ at literally everything

Night

• Can’t even fall asleep early because of all catnaps he took that day
• Starts homework at 2am then proceeds to bitch about the amount of work assigned
• NEVER remembers to brush his teeth
• Eats way too much before actually falling asleep which is why he feels so terrible the next day
• Either sleeps with all his clothes on or in his boxers. No pajamas for this guy

Alphonse

Morning

• Hits the snooze button once
• Spends 10 minutes in front of the mirror flipping his hair and posing
• Updates his Snapchat with whatever fancy breakfast he made or bought
• Drinks an entire glass of milk (sick🤢)
• Always unties his shoes and ties them again instead of just slipping them back on
• Walks to class instead of taking the shuttle (always regrets it because of the sweat)

Night

• Finished all his homework and errands hours ago of course
• Has a whole routine regarding facial wash, moisturizer, and foot creams
• Either falls asleep around 9 or fucks around until 3. No in between
• Always forgets dinner until he actually lays down. He makes a lot of noise in the kitchen
• Swears he’s done looking at his phone, but as soon as it lights up, it’s all over

Winry

Morning

• Hits that snooze 15 times, then freaks out when she only has 10 minutes to run to class. Swears she won’t do it again (lie)
• On the days she does get up on time, she puts effort in her outfits and hair.
• 90% of the time it’s a sweater, legging, bun combo. (It’s Ed’s sweater btw)
• Her stomach does not work in the morning. She never eats breakfast and is dying by 4pm.
• Looks like she’s about to have a breakdown one hour after waking up.

Night

• Because she didn’t eat for hours, she buys any fast food combo at 4pm, stuffs her face, an can’t physically move afterwards. This is all she eats. Every. Single. Day.
• Binges on The Office and YouTube channels while doing homework
• Is knocked out after 7. It’s more like a bunch of naps that turn into actual sleep. She wakes up at 3am fully energized and does the most random stuff until 5 where she goes back to bed (hence why she feels so awful every morning)
• The morning is the only time she actually takes care of herself as far as showers and hair care goes

Ling

Morning

• Does not get up until it is literally too late
• Still gets fast food anyway
• Just stands in the shower doing nothing
• Falls back asleep on the shuttle
• Always whining his class is too early (your first class is at 11am dude wtf)
• Carries a blanket with him
• Perks up as soon as he sees his friends
• Confidently walks in with the food that made him extra late

Night

• This guys just does not do his homework unless it’s 30 minutes before class (Ed is actually doing better)
• Has 3 lunches and a big dinner
• Sleep schedule is such a mystery. At night, he still posts on social media, he’s never in his room. The only thing anyone knows for sure is that he’s struggling to wake up at 10am

Lanfan

Morning

• Huge nightmare to be around
• She does make an effort in clothes and hair though
• Never eats breakfast. Just chews on energy bars between classes
• Always has that headache and morning sickness due to 8am classes
• Downing that Starbucks coffee which only raises her heart rate. She’s still tired as hell

Night

• Complete facial wash, moisturizer, hair oiling, and stretching routine one hour before she goes to bed
• Already had her homework done, but keeps thinking she’s missing something
• Forgets dinner. Literally eats slices of bread while trying to sleep
• Takes 50 positions to actually fall asleep. She can’t stop looking at the alarm clock and getting pissed because she has to wake up in six hours

Mei

Morning

• Hits snooze 8 times but ends up waking up 2 hours before class anyways
• Absolutely terrifying in the morning. Snaps at everybody, then calms down when someone buys her breakfast (it’s Al)
• Only one in the group to put on makeup and prepare an outfit
• Makes that “what’s up sleepy head” joke even though she also has terrible morning behavior
• Snapchat’s the entire shuttle ride to class

Night

• Has a complete spa day every night
• Makes a certain someone massage her shoulders
• No dinner. Just whatever sweet stuff she has
• Realizes she did not do any homework right when she goes to bed
• Falls asleep at 9, wakes back up again at 11, snacks, goes back to sleep. Repeat
• Sleep walks during the rem cycle