Later in life Winry build Ed a backup automail leg. So he has a ’business leg’ for travelling to strange places, kicking whoever he pissed off there, and showing off his wife’s amazing work. But NOW he has a ’home leg’ which is padded so his children can sit on a knee each and maybe it has a compartment for snacks. There’s also his ’party leg’ which is just a basic plastic prosthesis but there’s tequila stashed in there and down the side is an X for each time he’s kicked Mustang with it.

i-am-mother-universe:

bloodyalphonse:

Hey this is Completely Canon now I’m calling it

She’d also make him a cold night leg which is his Automail covered in warm fuzzy fabric so it’s not cold on her or his skin when they sleep together during the night (and so he can’t put his cold foot on her back as a joke anymore)

hyeronatrudons:

greed-the-dorkalicious:

I know it’s impossible considering it’s the 1910s, but I want to see Al make a series of vlogs called “What’s Big Brother Doing Today?”, about his short-tempered, too smart for his own good, rambunctious fighter older brother trying to adapt to home life and being very bored

“What’s big brother doing today? …Yelling at a tree. Winry asked him to install a swing, since the old one broke. That was three hours ago. I think he’s just tree-shaming now.”

“What’s big brother doing today? …Dressing up the dog like a- You know, I don’t even know what kind of creature that’s supposed to be. Pretty ugly tho”

“Today brother is in a very bad mood. Granny insinuated that he’ll be as short as her when he’s old, and now he’s absolutely fuming.”

“Day 3 of Winry being in Rush Valley. I’ve spent the entire day trying to convince Ed that our house does not need a moat. I’m not sure I’m succeeding.”

“What’s big brother doing today? …Throwing up, because he ate an entire bucket of ice cream himself, in one sitting.”

“We took in three kittens whose mother was eaten by a coyote. The kittens’ names are Katya, Tiger, and Dark Lord Ragnarok. You can guess who named who.”

“What’s big brother doing today? …Trying to assemble a dresser, and failing really, really badly. Remember, this is the guy who passed the state alchemist test at age 12. He can’t put together a dresser.”

“Ed’s not home today. He found a book that has some really bad, possibly even dangerous advice for beginner alchemists, and he got so pissed off that he decided to go to Central himself and threaten the publisher into recalling it. I’d try to stop him, but… He’s right.”

@edwinrys THIS IS YOUR JAM!!!