Ed, mentally: Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
Ed, aloud Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with!
Winry, laughing: That’s really funny.
Ed: …
Ed, mentally: Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.
Avainsana: idiots
Winry: Okay, later, I love you!
Ed: Love you too! Now get the fuck out of here!
Winry:
Ed: Just kidding. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Winry: You’re kind of annoying sometimes.
Ed: You love me, though.
Winry, amused: Is that supposed to make you less annoying?
Winry: Do you have any idea what you’re talking about?
Ed: No. Why, does it sound like I do?
OK I READ THE FIRST ONE IN THIS SERIES EARLIER TOO AND LET ME TELL YOU I HAD TO STOP AT “fix your erectile dysfunction by doing this once daily” BECAUSE I NEARLY SCREAM E D
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