Edward: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Winry: No, I said, “Ed, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do, Winry,” and then you licked the swing set.
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[Edward has broken his automail again]
Edward Elric: I can explain.
Winry Rockbell: I know. You’re a gifted storyteller.
WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW?
Edward Elric
Edward: You remind me of Mac and Cheese
Winry: How so?
Edward: I love Mac and Cheese
Winry: Ed and I were talking last night-
Al: Pillow talk alert! Set the scene. Face-to-face or spooning?
Edward: Al!
Al: [whispers] Spooning!
Winry: I think I’m in love with you.
Edward: Oh my god, that’s great news because I’m in love with you too.
Winry: What?
Edward: What?
Winry [to Ed]: Since I’m gonna be out for a while, I’ve left you a complimentary bowl of advice.
Winry, picking one paper out of the bowl: For instance, ”Ed, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
Edward: Let me explain something to you, Winry. When you’re in a situation, you don’t have time to think, so I thought to myself ”don’t think, Edward, act.”
Winry: So you weren’t thinking?
Edward: Not at all. I cannot emphasize how little I was thinking.
Al: Brother, I need some dating advice.
Ed: Al, just because I’m dating Winry doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Edward asked me to convey this message. ‘Are you freaking kidding me?’
Alphonse Elric (via incorrectfmaquotes)
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