Wow that hurts me as well. Poor boy. Winry better give him the biggest hug. Also, hurt/comfort is my jam so I am kinda wanting to write a fic about this… eventually.
@edxwin-elric tbh these are the realest tags I’ve seen 😀 I guess he had to get over his awkwardness pretty quickly because according to Arakawa’s timeline they were very young when they had their first kid. (Also I think he probably learned most of the stuff by reading, because he’s a total nerd and not everything he reads about is about alchemy 😀 And like @drrockbell said, Winry was probably a good teacher (I don’t think she’s experienced either but she always lets him know what feels good so they learn by experimenting :P)
Roy Mustang thought of himself as a responsible, adult – one that cared deeply for the education of his students and was willing to sacrifice his time, effort, and pride to make sure they were interested and enthused about his subject.
That being said, he wasn’t expecting ‘Light Up the Diggy Diggy Dark’, an all-original, educational rap about the effects of flame on various elements, to be such a smash-hit.
He’s finally beginning to think he’s free of it when Ms. Hawkeye of Room 122 comes to ask for his projector. It’s that moment when Maes Hughes, Calculus teacher and royal pain in his ass, decides to call her cellphone.
Who’s the messiest one: do I need to say? ED. However, considering the fact that Winry is a mechanic, she’s dealing with a lot of oil/grease all the time and does work a lot, so I don’t really see her as someone who would spend the little free time she has cleaning every moment, so she’s probably not super clean either.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Ahhahhahhah for this we have a lot of canon proof (ALTHOUGH let’s not forget that it was _Ed_ who usually had to approach Winry first so the answer might not be as clear as you’d think it is). The poor son will probably need a lot of getting used to before he finally stops blushing at the affection :’) (Winry is shy as well but I think she can get over it easier, if you for example think about the scene in which she realizes she has feelings for Ed)
Who’s the funniest drunk: Ed never ceases to crack me up even when he’s sober so he for sure (not that Winry can’t be funny, she did grow up with the sassy bros after all)
Who texts the most: I mean, if they lived in a world with cellphones… it surely would be Winry. She’d be lucky if she got an answer out of Ed if she sent him a text asking something important. (Ed isn’t exactly a fan of phones in canon as we know)
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: I’m purty sure Ed wins this competition as well. Although, after reading this wonderful fic called It’s Not a Big Deal (plss do check it out) I kinda like to think that the modern day him and Winry actually do share a pretty similar, equally embarrassing taste in music. So why not both?
Who reads the most: I love it when the canon supports my answers… This one goes to Ed as well (Winry will most likely have to read mechanics related books as well but Ed reads for _fun_)
Who’s better with kids: You know what? The teenage Ed might be edgy but he _did_ have a lot of fun with Nina (rip ;___;). And he was so incredibly amazed when the baby was born. That said, Winry might still take this award home, but particularly when it comes to his own kids, Ed would (will) absolutely adore them and I think he would be the cool dad and Winry the strict mom :’D
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: mostly Winry bc duh she’s the mechanic (tho Ed is seen fixing the roof in the last vol of manga soooo he would have to help as well)
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: wow. I should come up with hobby headcanons.. Ed is of course interested in alchemy and Winry mechanics but I don’t see those _that_ weird.. But I feel Ed is someone would want to try all kinds of crazy things so let’s say him.
Who cooks and who cleans up: Ed would cook (he would make sure milk is not used) most of the time bc that suits better for his schedule, but I kinda like to imagine them cleaning up together.. So both to that.
hahaa thank you again, not surprisingly I got pretty excited about this!