A/N: Here’s a little texting au drabble I came up with. This is definitely inspired by hangonsilvergirl’s ah-mazing It’s Not a Big Deal, but isn’t really the same universe; in this version Ed and Winry are going to the same school and sharing some classes. They are around 18 in this piece.

genre: fluff, humor, the usual

rating: T 

Normal text: Ed

Bold: Winry

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(18:01) Hey, here’s
a random question: if you belonged to any Hogwarts house, what would it be?

(18:02) Is that even
a question? Gryffindor is the house of the badass!!

(18:03) /Naturally/. Well, you
certainly aren’t a Hufflepuff. 

(18:03) And why so?

(18:04) Because some people don’t make that big a number of
themselves.

(18:04) Pffft, why
would I want to be a Hufflepuff anyway?

(18:05) I don’t
know, maybe because I’m 100% certain I would be in that house? And since we are dating, I at least hope you like spending time with me?

(18:05) You, a Hufflepuff? Since
when? You belong to Slytherin with that evil fucking wrench of yours! 

(18:05) (Fiiiine, I might like spending time with you. Occasionally. But I still haven’t forgotten about our last mechanics class!!)

(18:07) Edward Elric, is that really what you say to your girlfriend? I might use the Evil Wrench™

 for other things if you don’t learn to control your tongue… or I guess fingers in this case.

(18:08) You
started this Hogwarts debate so you will have to deal with it!!! I’m 500% Gryffindor,
even their colors were made for me

(18:09) You and
your obsession with red. Although I have to admit, that… 

(18:09) Ugh never mind, I don’t
know why I wrote that in the first place.

(18:10) You mean
woman, you know you just made me curious

(18:13) I’m not
gonna tell you!

(18:14) If you don’t
I’m gonna tell Mr. Garfiel that you wrecked my automail prototype with your wrench on purpose!

(18:16) You wouldn’t! And I only did it because /some
cheater/ didn’t even try to draw his own blueprints and stole all the ideas
from me!

(18:17) Bleh. You
would have let me use them anyway

(18:17) Just
because I’m your girlfriend doesn’t mean I’m gonna do your school work for you!

(18:18) You know I fucking suck at mechanics! The only reason why I chose that class was…

(18:20) Yeah?

(18:22) Edwaaard… I’m
waiting…

(18:23) I’m gonna
tell you if you tell me what you were about to say earlier.

(18:24) It’s a
deal.

(18:25) So? Shall
we do it? At the same time?

(18:25) Fiine.

(18:25) 1. 2. 3.

(18:25) I think the red hoodie looks good on you.

(18:25) I just
wanted to take the same class with you

(18:26) Awwww Ed!
You did it because of me?

(18:26) Go ahead
and laugh (Also really? The HOODIE?!)

(18:27) Nooo! That’s
actually pretty sweet! I had no idea! (Yup. Shush.)

(18:28) Heh can
you really blame me for wanting to spend time with my awesome girlfriend?

(18:28) *Blushes*

(18:29) You know,
you can be pretty sweet when you want to :’)

(18:29) Accidents
happen

(18:30) Duh. Just
admit it, you are a sap deep inside.

(18:31) I will be
friends with the Chemistry Bastard before I admit that

(18:32) That means
it’s gonna happen pretty soon 😉

(18:33):

(18:33) That’s lame, Ed.

(18:34) Nope. Grumpy cat is made of AWESOME

(18:35) Whatever. As long as you don’t start with your Chemistry Cat puns.

(18:35) Can’t promise such a thing

(18:35) Hey Win?

(18:36) Yeah?

(18:37):

(18:38) I don’t know what to say. Awful, Ed.

(18:39) how about: “awww I think you’re cute too”

(18:39) *rolls eyes really hard*

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(18:45) Hey, wanna
come over tonight?

(18:46) Oh, do you
have something in mind?

(18:47) Noooooope,
just thought that we should finish that hogwarts house discussion.

(18:47) Aaand…

(18:48) And…?

(18:48) you might get to see that red hoodie of mine 😉

(18:49) Oh my God,
Ed.

(18:49) I could consider it…

(18:49) … If that’s
the only thing you’ll wear 😉

(18:50) :

(18:51) Have you actually taken photos of yourself while eating? Now that’s the new record of lame. 

(18:51) Hey, no Gryffindor is lame! I will show you what I’m made of once you get here!!!

(18:52) On my way (looking forward to seeing that)