edftwinry:

One of Ed’s favorite pastimes is baiting conspiracy theorists. Like somebody will be saying that the banks are secretly run by the Drachman mafia and Ed will be like “and do you know who secretly controls the Drachman mafia??” He keeps escalating it until the conspiracy theorist says “well I don’t know about that” and it’s all Ed can do to keep from laughing because even that wack job conspiracy is still not as ridiculous as the conspiracy that actually happened