#hay sexy lady #how you doin’ ? #You’re on my list of things to do tonight #If I tell you, you have a nice body will you hold it against me? #I’m new in the town, Can I have directions to your house?

lol like no offense but like……….. oh… snap snap, spark spark? it’s time to light up the diggy diggy dark… I’m the flame alchemist and I’m gonna be fuhrer? my beats are hot and my rhymes are purer…

Why all Royai and Parental!RoyEd fans should read The Abducted Alchemist.

minnichi:

THIS PREMISE.

“MISUNDERSTANDINGS”

RIZA’S REACTION

THIS FREAKING COUPLE

AND THIS.

mayhw:

Awkward.

Al: Ed has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. Hey Ed, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Ed: Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?
Al: And what state is it in?
Ed: I don’t know! Ecuador or something!? What’s with all the questions?
Roy: So there is a savant half.

gogopri:

I love @incorrectfmaquotes and I wanted to draw this post~

dodostad:

ladynorbert:

I always wonder how many times Travis Willingham had to practice before he was able to rap the whole thing without dying of laughter.

i am so confused and so glad. i probably don’t need to reblog anything ever again what could possibly follow this

Ed: I’m not going to apologize to Winry.
Roy: Here’s the thing, you’re assuming that you’re good enough for Winry and you’re not.
Ed: Yes I am.
Roy: No you’re not, just like I’m not good enough for the Lieutenant.
Ed: Okay, well – yeah that’s true.

xrysng:

oh snap snap, spark spark

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

memyselfandmynonbinaryass:

I love Roy Mustang as much as the next person, but every version of FMA hinges on him looking at a traumatized eleven year old amputee who just committed a class A felony and thinking ‘Let’s enlist him into the military immediately’