vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect (half the word bolded on purpose) / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
What this rating doesn’t show is that I have a bit conflicted feelings about this ship. I mean, isn’t it a tiny bit weird that a man who’s 500 falls for a girl who’s less than 20 (she was 26 when she died and Ed was 5 then so he was made when she was 20)? But if you ignore that weirdness that’s only possible in fantasy books, it’s a very beautiful (and sad) ship. The screaming and crying part comes from how tragic the ship is, from Hoho leaving to Trisha’s death and so on. My heart aches when I think about how this family should have been able to spend more time together and how neither of them saw their children grow up (I mean, Hoho did obviously get to see the boys before his death but he hadn’t been there to see there the entire process). But they clearly loved each other a lot and that alone makes me “agsdfgdhgh”.