[Decorating the Christmas Tree]
Alphonse: Why is there a picture of Winry on top of the tree?
Edward: I couldn’t decide between an angel and a star so I put both.
Avainsana: text
Winry: I love you so much.
Ed: I love you too.
Winry: This is real.
Ed: I know.
Winry: You’re my husband.
Ed: You’re my wife.
Winry: You married me in front of people.
Ed: I did. I was there.
AlMei’s children like to manipulate Ed into spoiling them by going ‘our other uncle, the Emperor of Xing, would do this’. Ed always ends up giving in.
Winry: You know, I would kiss you if you asked.
Ed: Wha-What?!
Al: [eating popcorn] She said she’d kiss you if you asked.
Ed: Hey Winry. I’m like…sexually attracted to you. N’ stuff.
Winry: I know. You knocked me up twice. Now help me change our daughter’s diaper.
Ed: I’m not afraid to be alone with my thoughts.
Ed: My thoughts are awesome.
Ed: Alchemy, Alphonse, Winry, my father never loved me, I’m gonna die alone- boy, that happened fast.
edward “retired dad at age 28″ elric sending roy “next presidential candidate” mustang a whole box of razors after seeing his photo and thus his mustache in resembool times or whatever. in the box, a postcard. in it, the writing says: are u fucking kidding me.
Winry: Our can opener is broken.
Ed: So now it’s a can’t opener?
Winry:
Winry: I can’t believe that I fell in love with you.
Winry: I am in love with an idiot help.
Ed: In love? With whom? I’ll fight them.
Winry: See what I mean…
literally anyone: what amazing automail! look at how it’s crafted!
ed: thanks, it was made by winry rockbell of rockbell automail, yep thats right my girlfriend winry rockbell made this. got that? write it down — WINRY ROCKBELL OF ROCKBELL AUTOMAIL! i’ll spell it out for you. w i n r
FMA appreciation life 