“ed elric and winry rockbell are a sweet, healthy, supremely shippable couple with a well-executed narrative and rock solid chemistry,” I say into the mic.
the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“she’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: alphonse elric himself.
Winry comes home from a long day to find ed standing on their bed surrounded by roses and candles, with a guitar and only in his underwear. And Winry’s like oh my gosh did he finally figure out how to do something romantic and sudden ed’s just like *STRUM* I love you bitch *STRUM* i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you……………………..bITCH
Father: You must’ve mistaken me for somebody else..
Edward: You just.. Look like my father.. Hohenheim
Father:
Father: HE GOT LAID?? HE A C T U A L L Y HOOKED UP??
You know how in Harry Potter if one wizard loves the other enough their patronus’ will be the same? Well let’s just pretend Roy and Riza go to Hogwarts and they’re getting their patronus shit on lockdown and the professor’s all, “Okay Riza you go first,” and she does and it’s – shocker – a hawk and everyone’s like, “Oh well duh,” and then Roy goes a few turns after her and he’s like, “I hope I get a snake or a dragon and not a horse,” but he shoots off his patronus and it’s. a fuggin. hawk. He’s immediately like, “Wow what’re the odds *nervous laughter*,” and the professor’s like, “The odds are zero,” and Ed’s a toddler but he’s somewhere off in the countryside laughing his ass off.
Winry’s patronus would be a pupper and Al’s would be a kitty but Ed’s would be a lion and he’d be so fracking proud of that that one day when he’s a senior he’d be trying to show off to some first years and he’d be all, “Yo look at how fucking rad I am,” but he’s been dating Winry at this point for like a year and his patronus comes out all blue and sparkly and he just kinda stares at it for a minute bc it’s. a dog. “Hey isn’t that your girlfriend’s patronus?” one of the kiddos would say and Ed would stupify them all and run away.
Winry: Once a moron, always a moron.
Edward: Well, you fell in love with this moron.
people really out here in the year of our lord 2017 tryna say that Winry in fmab didn’t have her own character arc independent of Ed and that her character was boring, weak, and a ‘prize for Ed at the end of the series’ bye!!!!!!!
When I see people hating on Winry for having, like, emotions, I get really pissed because Winry Rockbell is a Gift and a Good Person and has never done anything wrong, ever, in her life.
Then I smile because Edward Elric would definitely take the time to beat up every single Winry hater personally.
Not that Winry couldn’t beat them up herself…
FMA appreciation life 