Fullmetal Alchemist AU where everything’s the same except Ed makes up stupid stories as to why he lost his arm and leg and they’re different every time someone asks.
ex: “I got attacked by a shark”
“I stubbed my toe and decided I didn’t want it anymore”
“I went through a steampunk phase”
“Sheep are vicious when they’re hungry”
“Squirrels”
Avainsana: amazing

Ok, so what you wrote Anon, is TOTALLY CANON so I had to draw it!!!
and probably will draw sth off this headcanon (which is canon thing that happens) again in the future