Ed: Yeah I used to be missing the arm too but I got it back haha. Ed’s kids: Sure thing, dad.

prideofagarbage:

ruinsofxerxes:

ED’S KIDS DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE 

“Dad how do you know so many important people in the military?” “I used to work under Fuhrer Mustang, i still owe him money actually” “yeah right”

“dAD HOW COME THE EMPEROR OF XING JUST CAME IN THROUGH OUR WINDOW?!” “BECAUSE I MADE HIM EAT MY BOOT AND IT CEMENTED OUR FRIENDSHIP” “WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP DAD”

#‘your uncle used to be a suit of armor’ ‘Dad stop’#‘grandpa was immortal’ ‘do you think we’re dumb??’#’Mustang punched me once’ ’yeah right like the fuhrer would punch someone’ ’he’s actually a dick’ ’uh-huh’#’Scar almost killed me a few times’ ’Dad stop lying he’s like one of the leaders of peace between Ishval and Amestris’#’He came really close too’ ’Dad.’

I was just looking at this beautiful family pic, and one thing I didn’t notice until now was that the Edwin boy has an antenna. And how has he gotten it? Ed must have done it. And if Ed making his son a hair antenna isn’t adorable, I don’t know what is.

I have this head-cannon that when Ed’s a dad he’s always saying stuff like ”I’ll see you in the morning” or ”I’ll never leave you” or ”I’ll always be here for you” to his kids, like all the time because he doesn’t want to his kids to ever think he’s gonna leave them like his dad did and his kids are just like ”We know dad, you tell us 10 times a day.”

m7angela:

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This headcanon is SO cute I HAD TO DRAW IT, even tho these are really quick sketches and the kids looks weird, I can’t draw them without references ;;

and wHO ARE YOU ANON I NEED MORE AMAZING HEADCANONS LIKE THIS ONE IN MY LIFE AHH

theishvalanalchemist:

Toddler: Daddy?

Ed: Yes dear?

Toddler: Why’re you wearing one of mummy’s shirt?

Ed: (realizing he and Winry put on one another’s shirts)

Winry: Uh…you see honey-

Ed: We were preforming a ritual to bring your little sister into the world.

Winry: *death glares Ed*

Toddler: Awesome!