If there is one thing I can never seem to get enough of is ed fucking loving kids, not even his but in general (at least when they don’t make fun of him being short but i guess that changed after he had a growth sprout) i keep reading all this stories where he’s portayed as older and serious and gets shit done™️ but i really wanna find one where amidst the shitstorm a kid shows up and he pulls a 180 and goes from serious leader to dad mode and takes care of said kid as if it was his own (1/2)

Bonus points if he’s working with a bunch of people who don’t know him all that well and when questions arise as for “who knew he had a soft spot for kids?” Al is just there looking at the camera as if he were in The Office like “This people clearly don’t know my brother. at. all.” (2/2)

Ooh I really like this!! Honestly yes I’d read the sh*t out of fics like that as well. If anyone knows any fics like this, please send us links! (Who knows, maybe I’ll get inspired to write one myself one day)

Everyone ragging on Ed about his sense of style and trying to get Winry in on it as if she doesnt absolutely love his look and is at the stage that even a bad haircut makes him look like a God. On the flip side Ed would fight anyone without alchemy if they ever dared to disrespect Winry in any way

Yes and yes.

Ok but Ed calls Riza mom exactly one time by accident and he tries so hard not to cry and she just smiles softly and puts a gentle hand on his shoulder

Aww. Gotta love mama!Riza!

Winry will never admit that she actually thought Ed’s emo phase was cute af

But what if it accidentally comes up when someone is commenting how tacky he used to look and how nice he looks now (as an adult, with more normal clothes) and the jealous Winry raises her head and starts defending him. Ed hears it and what happens after that, I’ll leave for your imagination 😛

Got another OTP question for ya: What is the stance on spiders? Are they killed or carried outside? Anyone who’s afraid of them?

Hmmmmm. That is a very good question. What if I said Ed would carry them outside (Al as an animal lover probably told Ed to not kill the spiders when they were kids and he continues that habit even later on) but Winry just straight out kills them? She simply thinks they are on her way when she tries to figure out some detail in the automail she’s working on. Neither isn’t particularly afraid of them tho, I think.

11, 12, and 16 for the ask! :)

11) Which one gets extremely corny and murmurs sweet nothings in the other’s ear when drunk

Keyword: “corny”. That would be Ed. And that would be about the only time he would do that :’D (However, if Winry is feeling brave too, she might say equally corny things back at him because equivalent exchange)

12) Which one buys a spinning chair and falls like a dork and the other has to try keeping their laughter inside so they don’t hurt their feelings

“Falls like a dork” isn’t that literally the most Ed thing to do :’D I could so see this happening.

16) Which one asks weird ass questions right when the other is about to fall asleep and stops them from sleeping for two more hours

“Weird ass” is again so Ed. I’d love to come up with an example question but I’m tired so everyone is feel to fill for me in the replies 😀

Thank youu :)) And guys, keep these coming!

15 and 10 for EdWin obviously;) the other questions are cute too but these are the ones where I thought they could go either way 😅😅

Ooooh I love these. You are right, these are not quite as clear as some others but I’ll try.

10) Which one falls asleep in front of the TV and the other has to drag them to bed

This could honestly be 50/50. Maybe they do it in turns :’) But how about a headcanon where Ed is waiting Winry to finish her work so they can go to bed together and he falls asleep while watching some random action movie and Winry finds him there when she finishes the work. She asks why he isn’t in bed and he mumbles “Was waiting for you”.

15) Which one thinks they are a professional plumber and try to fix the leaking sink, flooding the bathroom while the other calls a real plumber when they see things are getting bad

As funny as this may sound, I am gonna go for Winry (although Ed /could/ do it too). Why? Because as we know she’s a mechanic extraordinaire and she would absolutely lose it if she couldn’t fix something as small as a leaking sink.

… Except... I read that final sentence better now and it says “things are getting bad”. I think we can agree that only one of them would be able to cause a disaster with the plumbs. And that is not Winry 😀 (But I’m still saying she’s more likely to fix it)

Thank you so much :3 Please send me more of these, everyone, these are a lot of fun!

Not super creative, but I always headcanoned that Winry and Riza stayed kind of in contact after they met the first time. They didn’t write like long letters since they really only had that one conversation, but they’d send each other little gifts like earrings, or tools for Winry (also I imagine that since Resembool is a sheep town, there has to be a certain type of cheese native to that region only, which Riza likes for some reason😅). As Winry gets older, they become actual friends

That’s very cute! I can see that happening! I’d love to see more of Winry & Riza’s friendship.